sad little lysol

[sleepymaggie]

My parents have an automatic soap dispenser in their downstairs powder room -- you hold your hand out underneath it and it gives you soap.

Their soap dispenser is oversensitive and overreactive. When I walk in the room it'll go off, once, twice, three times, like it's happy to see me and its only way of showing affection is to drool out gobs of lysol soap. As I leave the room, I hear it go off once again, as if it's crying out "no don't leave me" but the only tool it has for crying is, again, gobs of lysol soap.

Now I feel bad for the automatic soap dispenser.

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