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[sleepymaggie]

This is the funniest way to start a news article ever:

"All Dexter McWhite wanted when he got out of jail was to take his grandkids to McDonald's, according to his attorney.

But he didn't have enough money, and he started drinking, defense attorney Christine Warren said. In the end, he robbed seven stores in 17 hours and wound up naked and unconscious in the woods, attorneys said."

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[ktkid.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha

[gypsywytch.livejournal.com]

Funny. But not quite as good as one of the examples used in my journalism class, about an english teacher who was about to be released from jail but was then murdered by an inmate after asking for sex.

"On date, so and so ended a sentence with a proposition."

[virginhuntress.livejournal.com]

Oh Holy Hell.... are you serious????


*headdesk*