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[sleepymaggie]

This is the funniest way to start a news article ever:

"All Dexter McWhite wanted when he got out of jail was to take his grandkids to McDonald's, according to his attorney.

But he didn't have enough money, and he started drinking, defense attorney Christine Warren said. In the end, he robbed seven stores in 17 hours and wound up naked and unconscious in the woods, attorneys said."

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[ktkid.livejournal.com]

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